Two neighbors were arguing over a dog.
"Thot thar ain't youran animule thots my pup." The dog owner shouted at his neighbor. Trying to get his dog that had jumped his neighbor's fence.
"Look first thing I don't understand one word that you said. Your domesticated wolf vaulted over my protective enclosure panels. I want him evacuated now. Do you understand?"
"Noooope norry a word. Yoll must be sick in the nooggin. I know a doctor that yo should see. He's doctor Von someten with a second name like Elkman I reckon. My wife and I were haven a fight and she was talking bout killing herself so we went to see thot thar docker. And shor nuff she killed herself thot night she shot herself."
"I understood every word that you said that time. I'm going to take my wife to that doctor and hope for the same out-come."
Again Profeser Von Ecikerman makes a bad mistake.
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